slam-canyon:

slam-canyon:

one time I went to a party and this white boy was so worried about looking gay that he bit into a banana sideways

fuck u guys this was a quality story

Reblog if you’ve ever ruined your sleep schedule just to talk to someone
secoundtrash:

nothing goes better than black and black. unter We Heart It.

secoundtrash:

nothing goes better than black and black. unter We Heart It.

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!